It’s a new day, the sun has risen, and we’ve all taken our daily long look in the mirror asking why we do this to ourselves. We’ve licked our wounds … Continue Reading NFL Week 7: Vegas Odds And EXPERT Picks
The Bruins 2016-2017 campaign ended in expected disappointment, losing in six games to the Ottawa Senators. Clarke “Its elementary, Watson” MacArther beat Tuukka “I’m here so I won’t get fined” … Continue Reading For Those Who Don’t Watch Hockey: The 2017-2018 Boston Bruins Cheat Sheet
Singer Billy Joel and wife Alexis Roderick have another baby on the way! Joel revealed the baby news during an interview, telling Belfast Telegraph, “We are due next month.” Their … Continue Reading Billy Joel’s 68 Year Old Dick Still Works Better Than Yours
First I want to start off by saying this “JUUL” wave is a bunch of hipster bullshit. Second I want to inform you what the fuck a “JUUL’ is. JUUL … Continue Reading EVOLUTION OF THE JUUL: BALLSO TAKE
Well. That is certainly one way to start a season. You’re newly signed, shiny, and handsome free agent goes down in the first 6 minutes of the season. Fuck. I … Continue Reading Game 1 in the books. NOW WHAT?
There is some voodoo gypsy dark magic going on with this team. There’s no FUCKING WAY this should be happening right now. I’ve said all year this is not the … Continue Reading We’ve Got Ourselves An ALCS Folks
Backup Quarterbacks. The greatest job title in all of sports until QB1 gets hurt and you actually have to play. Now obviously I could go the nerd route here and … Continue Reading Backup QBs, Who is the best of the second best?
Just to pony off of what my good (gay) friend Sally just blogged I have proposed a question. Is it weird to practically strip naked when taking a steamy … Continue Reading Is taking off your pants completely in a public shitter a crime?
Pooping. Everybody does it. Guys do it. Girls do it (allegedly). People have been pooping since the beginning of time. Pooping knows no race, no religion, no political affiliation. Yes, … Continue Reading Five Things to do While Your’re Pooping
I get it, you read this title and probably said; “WOW! This guy is a real fucking asshole.” Hear me out here. BABIES. ARE. UGLY. Let’s start from top to … Continue Reading Babies/little kids are the Devil.
Its a tale as old as time. These celebrities get together, their all hot and heavy, and they never last. Now here we are at the start of the NBA … Continue Reading Here’s The Official KyBron Breakup Breakdown
Sports betting is a terrible terrible thing. The best gamblers in the world barely pick 50% winners. Nobody in the world knows what the hell they are talking about. … Continue Reading NFL Week 6: Vegas Odds and EXPERT Picks
PITTSBURGH — Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger plans to keep throwing aggressively downfield, despite a career-worst five interceptions Sunday “You wake up Monday morning and you realize, man, I’m still one of the best in … Continue Reading Big Ben Is Swinging A Massive Cock In Interviews These Days
Opening line for Game 5: Cle -20000 So your’re telling me theres a chance…. We’ve got ourselves a Game 5 on our hands ladies and gentleman. HELL of … Continue Reading Yankees Win Sets Up (second) Best Words In Sports… Game Five
This video of a PBS show called “Finding Their Roots” shows Larry David and his little cousin Bernie finding out they’re actually related. This might be the best thing … Continue Reading Larry David And Bernie Sanders Are Cousins In The Least Surprising News Of The Week
Here we go again. Here we FUCKIN go again. After 182 games, it comes down to one game that decides who’s in and who’s out. The Yankees and the Twins … Continue Reading MLB Wild Card Games Are Here And They Still Fucking Suck