Huge shout out to Kiko Alonso for giving the people what they want. By trying to make Joe Flacco live out the rest of his days as a vegetable, he … Continue Reading Thank You Kiko Alonso
Its another week in the greatest sport on earth, and theres no better way to watch then having everything at stake. It appears the code has been cracked. We finished … Continue Reading NFL Week 8 Vegas Odds: Everything You Need To Know
Was talking to my friend Sally the other day about music. We came to the conclusion: In the current state of music, their is a lot of garbage. I’m not … Continue Reading Why Post Malone is exactly what the music industry needs
If there is one thing and one thing only that we can take from this game for the Boston Celtics, it is that the future is as bright as the … Continue Reading Game 4 Recap: Celtics Vs. Knicks, The Ceiling is the Roof
Lonzo Ball has easily had the toughest transition into the NBA ever. Veterans and All Stars have been shit talking him since someone he was sitting in his freshman … Continue Reading Marcin Gortat Has Called For Lonzo Ball’s Head
What’s up Roberto. As the MLB postseason nears a close, I have some ideas for potential rule changes to be implemented in the 2018 season. 1. Steroids Need them. In … Continue Reading Rule Changes That Need To Happen In Baseball
I was sitting in chemistry this morning when a kid in the row behind me sneezed. By the age of 21, it should be an automatic response to say “bless … Continue Reading You Are An Asshole If You Don’t Say “Thank You” After Receiving a “Bless You”
It’s a new day, the sun has risen, and we’ve all taken our daily long look in the mirror asking why we do this to ourselves. We’ve licked our wounds … Continue Reading NFL Week 7: Vegas Odds And EXPERT Picks
The Bruins 2016-2017 campaign ended in expected disappointment, losing in six games to the Ottawa Senators. Clarke “Its elementary, Watson” MacArther beat Tuukka “I’m here so I won’t get fined” … Continue Reading For Those Who Don’t Watch Hockey: The 2017-2018 Boston Bruins Cheat Sheet
Singer Billy Joel and wife Alexis Roderick have another baby on the way! Joel revealed the baby news during an interview, telling Belfast Telegraph, “We are due next month.” Their … Continue Reading Billy Joel’s 68 Year Old Dick Still Works Better Than Yours
First I want to start off by saying this “JUUL” wave is a bunch of hipster bullshit. Second I want to inform you what the fuck a “JUUL’ is. JUUL … Continue Reading EVOLUTION OF THE JUUL: BALLSO TAKE
Well. That is certainly one way to start a season. You’re newly signed, shiny, and handsome free agent goes down in the first 6 minutes of the season. Fuck. I … Continue Reading Game 1 in the books. NOW WHAT?
There is some voodoo gypsy dark magic going on with this team. There’s no FUCKING WAY this should be happening right now. I’ve said all year this is not the … Continue Reading We’ve Got Ourselves An ALCS Folks
Backup Quarterbacks. The greatest job title in all of sports until QB1 gets hurt and you actually have to play. Now obviously I could go the nerd route here and … Continue Reading Backup QBs, Who is the best of the second best?
Just to pony off of what my good (gay) friend Sally just blogged I have proposed a question. Is it weird to practically strip naked when taking a steamy … Continue Reading Is taking off your pants completely in a public shitter a crime?
Pooping. Everybody does it. Guys do it. Girls do it (allegedly). People have been pooping since the beginning of time. Pooping knows no race, no religion, no political affiliation. Yes, … Continue Reading Five Things to do While Your’re Pooping