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Louis CK Is The Most Recent Hollywood Sex Deviant, And It Fucking Sucks

In 2002, a Chicago comedy duo, Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov, landed their big break: a chance to perform at the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colo. When Louis C.K. invited them to hang out in his hotel room for a nightcap after their late-night show, they did not think twice. The bars were closed and they wanted to celebrate. He was a comedian they admired. The women would be together. His intentions seemed collegial.

As soon as they sat down in his room, still wrapped in their winter jackets and hats, Louis C.K. asked if he could take out his penis, the women said.

They thought it was a joke and laughed it off. “And then he really did it,” Ms. Goodman said in an interview with The New York Times. “He proceeded to take all of his clothes off, and get completely naked, and started masturbating.”

The article goes on like this for a few more pages. Basically Louie has a history of asking girls to watch him jack off. Here’s the rest of the article from the New York Post

Say it aint so, not Louie. This is the saddest news I’ve heard in a while. Everything in my body is trying to find a way defend him and think its not true, this is a real eye opener into how far this shit goes. Until now these stories weren’t totally shocking. I mean obviously the Weinstein stuff is disgusting and terrible, but he was clearly an egotistical power hungry nut job. Kevin Spacey was a blatantly creepy dude. People knew Cosby was a  scumbag for decades. This one just hits so close to home. Louie was the most “common man” celebrity ever, he always seemed so far above the bullshit you never thought he would get wrapped up in this shit.

I remember the first time I saw a Louis CK comedy special vividly. I was 12 years old when his special “Shameless” came out. I immediately became obsessed with stand up comedy. My 8 GB iPod mini consisted of about 10% music and the rest was Dane Cook bits, Chappell jokes, but Louie was always the pinnacle of comedy to me. Every special he  put out was pure gold. Obviously comedy is generationally biased and subjective, but to me Louie is the greatest comedian of all time. He had the ability to get away with saying just about anything because all of his jokes were written so perfectly, they always landed. He could talk about things no one else could get away with. Heres the best example of just perfect comedy.

 

 

This guy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He didn’t use gimmicks or follow the same format every other comedian uses. He had his own style that was new every time where he could just roll out on stage and murder because he was just funnier then you. During all of the steroid allegations in the MLB, I always said if Derek Jeter’s name came out, it would just ruin sports for me. Thats kind of how this feels. You idolize some of these celebrities and think they can do no wrong. You can’t be surprised by anything anymore and it sucks to see your heroes go down like this.

It takes seeing an absolute legend like Louis CK get exposed for this to make a difference. I’m sure when Louis was coming up the ranks there was a ton of this kind of shit going on, which doesn’t make it alright by any means, but you can’t deny the culture that existed. As the old expression goes “It’s not about who you know, it’s about who you blow”. It really sucks that people trying to make it in show business (primarily women) have to go through shit like this, and anyone who has seen Louie naked should be entitled to some kind of settlement money. This whole narrative is only going to get a lot worse before it gets better. It’s scary to think about who else has skeletons about to pour out of their closet. All you can do is hope some good can come out of this and these problems eventually go away.

As for the actual allegations. You hate to say it, but it makes so much sense. Louie’s bred and butter was jerk off jokes. Half his comedy specials were about rubbing one out. He had basically a full episode of “Louie” dedicated to the fact that he loved jerking off.

 

Another thing that sucks is that this really fucks over the whole comedy community. Comedians have spent years justifying their bits and fighting for the ability to be able to say what they want because they were “just jokes”. A scandal like this sets comedians back decades. Now everyone will be under a microscope and unfortunately probably have to censor themselves.

I’m no psychiatrist by any means. But this whole thing has some kind of freudian psycho sexual tendency all over it. You got a guy who was a loser growing up. He constantly talks about how bad he is with girls. he’s obsessed with jackin off. It kind of all makes sense. He was/is a really insecure and he finally had success in his life through comedy. It’s no surprise he’s a weird dude, you like to think its totally an act he puts on stage, but anyone who is that much of a genius and good at that schtick, has to have a couple screws loose.

All the stories that came out are just so fucking weird. Like he asked girls to watch him crank out, they’d say no, and he would get embarrassed and that was it? We all have our things, but that makes zero sense to me. They way I see it is Louie is really bad at reading signs. Maybe he thinks this is a thing girls are into? I’m not going to sit here and try to get into the female mind, but I think its safe to say they don’t just want to watch some fat red head chub his chicken totally out of context. Its clear that if Louie wasn’t the funniest man on the planet, he would just be the weirdo running around the mall in a trench coat flashing people.

I have to admit I was a little relieved when I actually read the whole story because the headline could have meant anything, especially with all the other stories coming out. If these stories are true, he didn’t physically hurt anyone or take advantage of defenseless people, he wasn’t pursuing these people and harassing them. You could argue he was just shooting his shot with these girls, granted a very very low percentage shot. It doesn’t seem like he did these out of some malicious power trip Weinstein fetish. It seems like this guys clearly fucked up in the head and did some shit you can’t come back from.

Im not trying to justify these things he allegedly did, and if they turn out to be true he deserves every bit of punishment he has coming. But I’m a huge Louis CK guy so I’ll have his back for as long as I can. I will be waiting on pins and needles to see any kind of statement he comes out with.

Gotta say… he was pretty spot on here to

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