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scientology, A Fucking Cult. Part One: L. Ron Hubbard

To the average person, scientology sounds like a religion based on science. Makes sense, maybe something about how there is a God, minus the whole he created man/Earth/etc. At least that was my initial thought.

Nope.

This is a BAT SHIT CULT.

*I will not capitalize the word scientology (as spell check says I should), nor will I call it a religion.*

*Sorry if all of this is extremely unorganized, there is so much shit, and it’s impossible to give each area their own spot without tying in other areas of this fucked up cult, nevermind somehow keeping each individual blog organized.* 

(Hoping I become a suppressive person by the end of this series)

Part One of a multiple parts series of scientology pieces.

 

Founder L. Ron Hubbard (LRH)

Look at those fucking teeth. Gromit worthy.

 

scientology was founded in 1954 by known sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard. Before I bash him I just want to say; this guy was literally the Michael Jordan of sci-fi writing. Like he has the record for writing the most sci-fi novels of all time (legit stat). He wrote a best-seller Dianetics in 1952, of which scientology’s principles were based on. This dude literally wrote a solid novel, then said, “hey, let’s turn this into a religion.” Classic move by this sociopath who once said “the real money is in religions.” For those who dont know why one would say such thing, religions are tax exempt under the first amendment.

Look, I would love to get into all the bat-shit things about scientology, but this part is about L. Ron and his hysteria. Be patient.

His Family Life:

He joined a cult created by famous and esteemed scientist Jack Parsons, a cult that desired to birth the anti-christ. Why. Who in their right mind thinks that bringing any demon into the living realm will be beneficial. Fucking weirdos that have nothing better to do with their lives. Nevertheless, this cult is where he met his first wife. Due to getting cucked by Parsons, he had to settle with Parson’s side piece. They married and had a child. According to her personal journals, he threatened to kill himself if she left him, as well as threatening to kill her if she left him. I havent seen insecurities like that since I looked in the mirror an hour ago. Also, when he ditched the US and kidnapped their only child, he left the baby in disgusting conditions. He had his child babysat by a mentally retarded Spanish couple that spoke little to no English. His kid was often left in a cage. AND THIS DUDE IS A GOD? Here’s the worst one: he called his wife, said he chopped their child into tiny pieces, and tossed them into a river. Luckily, he was being his normal sociopathic self and this was fake news. But, to reiterate, this guy is supposed to be a god? After his death, his own son called him a liar, swindler, and mentally unstable.

 

His Military Experience (WWII):

According to LRH; he received over 20 medals for his service, he took down two Japanese submarines, incurred wounds that blinded him and broke his back, and was a brilliant leader and serviceman.

According to reality:

  • He received 4 medals. Verdict: sociopath.
  • He attacked and fucked up Mexico’s (ally) shit, not Japanese subs. Verdict: sociopath.
  • His medicals records show that the only complication he endured was conjunctivitis. Pink eye folks, pink eye. Someone farted on your pillow bare-ass bro. Regarding his fake injuries, he said the powers of what is now know as the principles of scientology healed him. I think the medical world has a strong objection towards somehow no longer being blind, but who knows. Just kidding. Verdict: say it with me, sociopath.
  • He got relieved of his Lieutenant status due to his lack of independent leadership skills. Verdict: faggot.

 

Alright so he gets scientology going. Well, he doesnt pay the taxes from the revenue since he claims he has a religion, while the IRS rolls their fucking eyes. So he dips the fuck out. Hops on a ship, with his poor brainwashed cult-members, and just bools in western Europe. An interview in a European country went public – where he thought they were off the record – he basically said its all a scam. This whole voyage thing, also known as the SeaOrg (will be a part of this series), is just him being a slave owner. The only thing is these slaves wanted to do at minimum 18 hours a day of work for less than $1/hr.

 

There is so much more shit to roast about this guy, but I want this to be a brief intro into the series.

 

And as promised….

 

 

 

 

#SMUT

For all of those with the yellow fever @chuckdirty.

 

 

 

 

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