Just to pony off of what my good (gay) friend Sally just blogged I have proposed a question.
Is it weird to practically strip naked when taking a steamy one in a public bathroom?
I bring this up because I am one who does this. Look, I live in a fraternity house, the bathrooms are worse than a port-o-potty at a construction site in Texas. I have a strict schedule of hershey squirting right after class in the morning once the caffeine has kicked in. The bathroom I use is rarely seen with traffic and most of those that use it are people I work with. If those who have not seen me in person, what I lack in tit, I make for in the thickness of my thighs. With the pants at the ankles, I cant spread as well as I would like, accompanied by my overwhelming insecurity of a loaf dragging along a cheek its way out. So what do I do? Fuck it, I just take em off. I’ll even take it a step further, if I am wearing a dress shirt, I’ll shed that too. The odd shape of a button-down can go rogue at times and what’s worse than a skid mark on your ass? One on your shirt.
For the few (generous) that may read this, leave a comment below letting me know if I have a point, or just lower my self-esteem even more. Either way.
PS. This is a toilet in my fraternity house and I have no idea how or why, but it happens like once or twice a month. Cant make this shit (nice) up.