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Big Ben Is Swinging A Massive Cock In Interviews These Days

PITTSBURGH — Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger plans to keep throwing aggressively downfield, despite a career-worst five interceptions Sunday

“You wake up Monday morning and you realize, man, I’m still one of the best in the world that do what I do,'” Roethlisberger said during his weekly radio appearance. “I’m going to have that confidence when I go out there Wednesday to practice and Sunday when we go to Kansas City. I have that belief that I’m one of the best that’s ever done it, the best that’s ever played this position. You have to have that confidence.”

Looks like someone had some consensual sex with an of age woman last night wooooooo!

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I haven’t won two Super Bowls. I’ve never even taken a single snap at quarterback in my life, but i can’t even imagine the set of balls it takes to say that. I am 100% positive that I’ve never been in the top 75% of anything I’ve ever done in my entire life. Just dripping delusional confidence.

You gotta respect him coming out with this after Sunday’s dog shit performance he put on. He called it a “bad day at the office”. I don’t no what office he’s talking about but that would be the equivalent to sexually harassing every woman in the office and taking a shit on the copier. When you put it like that, that probably is what a slightly worse day at a normal office would be for Big Ben.

5 fucking interceptions to the Jaguars? Theres no way they even had 5 picks all of last year. He finished 33-55 passing, which isn’t terrible. Not enough people are focusing on the fact that he completed 28 more passes to Steelers than Jags. 33:5 ratio is without a doubt, “greatest of all time” numbers. He completed more passes to Jaguars then Blake Bortles, and he couldn’t give less of a shit about it. He’s on to Kansas City.

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In a way that really is what you want out of your quarter back. Everyone always preaches short memory and next play, but good ole Bathroom Benny may have been laying it on a tad thick here.

People like to make fun of Ben a lot because he’s a funny dude to poke at, but I’d argue he’s the 2nd best quarterback of my lifetime. He did more with less then Peyton had. Some of his playoff performances back in the mid 2000’s are really insane if you go back and watch them. He’s the only guy other then Brady who could just turn it on when it really mattered and just take over. Peyton never had that.  He was better in his prime then Aaron Rodgers is now, and theres not really anyone else who was consistently in the conversation.

I hope Ben does figure it out because that offense is pretty great to watch when he’s on. If he needs to lay his dick out on the table in a couple of interviews to get back there, I’m all for it. Maybe just lay off calling yourself the greatest of all time especially when Tom Brady is still playing and has absolutely owned you for at least the past 7 years.

 

 

 

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