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Steph Curry is making a run to get a seat at the NBA “cool kids table”


The Steph Curry party train is rollin’ HARD this summer — dude crashed a random house party this weekend and slammed beers at 2 in the mornin’ … and it was all caught on video.
The 29-year-old NBA superstar was in Newport, Rhode Island on Saturday night for the wedding of his ex-Warrior teammate, Harrison Barnes — and after the party, he was on the hunt for the after-party.
So, he rounded up a gang of 5 dudes — including Kent Bazemore — and rolled over to a nearby house that was bumpin’ loud music.
They knocked and asked if they could join in — and the gang of 20-something-year-olds inside immediately passed over the Bud Lights.     -TMZ

Steph Curry has been on a popularity rollercoaster over the years. First he becomes America’s sweetheart for bringing a small program like Davidson all the way to the Elite Eight in the 08-09 March Madness, then he got shit for being drafted 7th overall at his size, then became the beloved MVP, to being hated for no reason other then that people were bored of loving him so they decided to hate him. He’s always caught a little flack for being kind of boring or a “nerd” which might have something to do with videos of him singing “Frozen” songs in bed with his wife while most of the NBA is traveling around the country cheating on their wives with a military grade arsenal in their trunks. Its hard to gain respect of some of the toughest guys in the world when your competing in amateur golf tournaments when guys in the past like Paul Pierce were getting stabbed in the face.

But boy has it been a big week for my guy Steph. He sat down, evaluated his image, and sent it to good ole Newport, RI to make a statement. He came in hot at Harrison Barnes’ Wedding making national news clowning on Lebron with one of the most spot on impersonations I’ve ever seen in my life, while Kyrie Irving (LeBrons still teammate) laughed and pissed all over himself. Would the roast master Steph stop there? NOPE. NOPE. Not even close. this bad mamajama decided to take his talents to what appeared to be a high school house party where he chugged a couple beers, spilled a couple more on his shirt, and gave a big fat “fuck you” to the haters.

So maybe Steph didn’t gain to much street cred from this weekend. A lot of people without a doubt still found ways to give him shit. But all in all I’ll give his performance this week a 8/10. After all what do expect from these guys? To be party animals who hit the game winning cup in beer pong, shotgun a beer, and jump off the roof onto a folding table? No their top class athletes who are getting paid millions to entertain us while we drink the beer and hurt ourselves.

All i have to say to Steph is

Ya done good kid. A couple more outings like this and you might be able to get back on everyones good side once everyone starts hating Russell Westbrook in a few months when his popularity stretch runs out. Actually, people are gonna hate you no matter what as long as your a Warrior, but hey, they’ll hate you less. and thats all we really want in this life, for people to not hate you all that much.


P.S. You still drink a beer a lot better then KD so it is your team





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